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JEALOUS HUSBAND

This is a story about a jealous husband and his wife, similar to many others with a surprising twist at the end.

So the man was so jealous that he kept phoning home and mothering his wife about where she was.

The jealous man: Hello wife, are you at home?

Woman: Yes, my love at home.

The man: Are you telling the truth?

Woman: Yes, husband I am.

Man: Can you turn on the food processor?

Woman: Just a second darling (turns the processor on) brbrbrbrbrbrbbr

Man: Very well my love, bye bye!

The next day

The jealous man: Hello wife, are you at home?

Woman: Yes, my love at home.

The man: Are you telling the truth?

Woman: Yes, husband I am.

Man: Can you turn on the food processor?

Woman: Just a second darling (turns the processor on) brbrbrbrbrbrbbr

Man: Very well my love, bye bye!

And the following day the jealous husband isn’t just satisfied with phoning, he decides to pop up at home unannounced and surprise his wife. He comes home to find his son alone and he immediately asks about his mother.

The son simply replies:

I don’t know where mom is, she left a while ago with the food processor!

 

Article and image source : https://happylifereport.com/jealous-husband/

 

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